Stones: The Funny Side of Death

Lord of the Rings, anyone? ... See MoreSee Less

Lord of the Rings, anyone?

No words. ... See MoreSee Less

No words.

Shouldn't they be buried deeper than that? ... See MoreSee Less

Shouldnt they be buried deeper than that?

(re)bates. ... See MoreSee Less

(re)bates.

The buck stops here. ... See MoreSee Less

The buck stops here.

Finally came out. ... See MoreSee Less

Finally came out.

And rinse. ... See MoreSee Less

And rinse.

The beat of a different drummer. ... See MoreSee Less

The beat of a different drummer.

If you say so. ... See MoreSee Less

If you say so.

Right now, Simon says nothing. ... See MoreSee Less

Right now, Simon says nothing.

As in GoFundMe? ... See MoreSee Less

As in GoFundMe?

And proud of it. ... See MoreSee Less

And proud of it.

One foot in the grave. ... See MoreSee Less

One foot in the grave.

With Berger, please, if he's around. ... See MoreSee Less

With Berger, please, if hes around.

I always hated when they called me that. ... See MoreSee Less

I always hated when they called me that.

Reamed. ... See MoreSee Less

Reamed.

I knew I'd work my degree in there someplace. ... See MoreSee Less

I knew Id work my degree in there someplace.

The Blair Cemetery Project. ... See MoreSee Less

The Blair Cemetery Project.

And call? ... See MoreSee Less

And call?

Let's hope not. ... See MoreSee Less

Lets hope not.

Go green. ... See MoreSee Less

Go green.

Another shore. ... See MoreSee Less

Another shore.

Or out of step. ... See MoreSee Less

Or out of step.

Get thee to a mummery. ... See MoreSee Less

Get thee to a mummery.

Going long. ... See MoreSee Less

Going long.

Still a man, if not a bit deconstructed. ... See MoreSee Less

Still a man, if not a bit deconstructed.

A bit off the beaten track. ... See MoreSee Less

A bit off the beaten track.

I used to go on Sundays, but now it's 24/7. ... See MoreSee Less

I used to go on Sundays, but now its 24/7.

Yes, sirree, that's what they used to call me, until this happened. ... See MoreSee Less

Yes, sirree, thats what they used to call me, until this happened.

Seriously, they had to put my race on there? ... See MoreSee Less

Seriously, they had to put my race on there?

And a prayer. ... See MoreSee Less

And a prayer.

Until you drop. ... See MoreSee Less

Until you drop.
Yeah.

Finally. ... See MoreSee Less

Finally.

After years of applying, I finally got one. ... See MoreSee Less

After years of applying, I finally got one.

Stretch: "straighten or extend one's body to its full length." ... See MoreSee Less

Stretch: straighten or extend  ones body to its full length.

Nothing else to report? ... See MoreSee Less

Nothing else to report?

This wasn't what I expected when my parents said they were sending me away to camp. ... See MoreSee Less

This wasnt what I expected when my parents said they were sending me away to camp.

"To sing" (present tense): I sing; you sing; he, she, it sings; we sing; you sing; they sing. ... See MoreSee Less

To sing (present tense): I sing; you sing; he, she, it sings; we sing; you sing; they sing.

See man walk. See man run. See man. ... See MoreSee Less

See man walk. See man run. See man.

Not a happy Kamper. ... See MoreSee Less

Not a happy Kamper.

They didn't like the message. ... See MoreSee Less

They didnt like the message.

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Wonder if he was shot.

Still waiting. ... See MoreSee Less

Still waiting.

Pretty much all that was left after the Feds and the State were done. ... See MoreSee Less

Pretty much all that was left after the Feds and the State were done.

Hook, line and sinker. ... See MoreSee Less

Hook, line and sinker.

Shaken, and stirred. ... See MoreSee Less

Shaken, and stirred.

Ok, they told us to march. Now what? ... See MoreSee Less

Ok, they told us to march. Now what?

Prime property: location, location, location. ... See MoreSee Less

Prime property: location, location, location.

You'd think after thirty years she'd at least know my name. ... See MoreSee Less

Youd think after thirty years shed at least know my name.

A blessing in disguise. ... See MoreSee Less

A blessing in disguise.

Misses his frack. ... See MoreSee Less

Misses his frack.

Won't be spoiling the broth... ... See MoreSee Less

Wont be spoiling the broth...

Block that kicked. ... See MoreSee Less

Block that kicked.

Still waiting to get paid. ... See MoreSee Less

Still waiting to get paid.

Smoked it my whole life, until I was ninety-four, when I got killed by a drunk driver. ... See MoreSee Less

Smoked it my whole life, until I was ninety-four, when I got killed by a drunk driver.

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HHHERB or ERRRB?

A farthing for your thoughts. ... See MoreSee Less

A farthing for your thoughts.

Floated like a feather, sunk like a stone. ... See MoreSee Less

Floated like a feather, sunk like a stone.

"Home is the sailor, home from sea, and the hunter home from the hill." ... See MoreSee Less

Home is the sailor, home from sea, and the hunter home from the hill.

Never could afford it, but driving one in the afterlife. ... See MoreSee Less

Never could afford it, but driving one in the afterlife.

Not just feet, but legs, torso, arms, hands and head. ... See MoreSee Less

Not just feet, but legs, torso, arms, hands and head.

More like forever, but who's counting. ... See MoreSee Less

More like forever, but whos counting.

Not a dead language. ... See MoreSee Less

Not a dead language.

Not much wood now. ... See MoreSee Less

Not much wood now.

Well, I succeeded in something. ... See MoreSee Less

Well, I succeeded in something.

At one point, we were on the trail, and my horse was bit by a rattler, broke free, and that's when my wagon rolled off the cliff with me still riding it down to where the rocks were. ... See MoreSee Less

At one point, we were on the trail, and my horse was bit by a rattler, broke free, and thats when my wagon rolled off the cliff with me still riding it down to where the rocks were.

Life's a gamble--if you don't win, you lose (and in the end, everyone loses). ... See MoreSee Less

Lifes a gamble--if you dont win, you lose (and in the end, everyone loses).

"Q" is for questions. ... See MoreSee Less

Q is for questions.

So this is what it takes? ... See MoreSee Less

So this is what it takes?

If you think it'll help... ... See MoreSee Less

If you think itll help...

No one cheats on their finals. ... See MoreSee Less

No one cheats on their finals.

Don't wait for us--we'll catch up later. ... See MoreSee Less

Dont wait for us--well catch up later.

So where's the rest buried? ... See MoreSee Less

So wheres the rest buried?

I knew we'd lose them eventually. ... See MoreSee Less

I knew wed lose them eventually.

And yet so far. ... See MoreSee Less

And yet so far.

Or, failing that, the Howells next door. ... See MoreSee Less

Or, failing that, the Howells next door.

"I know nothing, nothing!" ... See MoreSee Less

I know nothing, nothing!

I was a knight seeking the Holy Grail, and saw her once in a roadside tavern, but Galahad (always the handsome one) got to her first, and I stayed a virgin the rest of my life. ... See MoreSee Less

I was a knight seeking the Holy Grail, and saw her once in a roadside tavern, but Galahad (always the handsome one) got to her first, and I stayed a virgin the rest of my life.

She was a battleship of a woman. ... See MoreSee Less

She was a battleship of a woman.

Close transposition. ... See MoreSee Less

Close transposition.

I am now, and will always be, a Windows man. ... See MoreSee Less

I am now, and will always be, a Windows man.

I fought my battles, and made my peace, but now the day is over. ... See MoreSee Less

I fought my battles, and made my peace, but now the day is over.

Beyond the law. ... See MoreSee Less

Beyond the law.

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Where anarchy led to...

Still doubting. ... See MoreSee Less

Still doubting.

Ok, I didn't make as big a splash as I wanted to, and I wasn't much to look at--but "person," that's all I get, "person"? ... See MoreSee Less

Ok, I didnt make as big a splash as I wanted to, and I wasnt much to look at--but person, thats all I get, person?

so what if I bashed her around a bit, it was just on Sundays, she deserved it, and anyway she got me good in the end. ... See MoreSee Less

so what if I bashed her around a bit, it was just on Sundays, she deserved it, and anyway she got me good in the end.

Finally at rest after a lifetime of stupid jokes that confused me with a monster. ... See MoreSee Less

Finally at rest after a lifetime of stupid jokes that confused me with a monster.

A proctologist by trade, now condemned to an eternity of asses. ... See MoreSee Less

A proctologist by trade, now condemned to an eternity of asses.

The west is best. ... See MoreSee Less

The west is best.

We picked up Jimmy, and he passed around the gats, and that's when it all went south. ... See MoreSee Less

We picked up Jimmy, and he passed around the gats, and thats when it all went south.

Her word was her Bond. ... See MoreSee Less

Her word was her Bond.
me?

And didn't get up. ... See MoreSee Less

And didnt get up.

Leaverage. ... See MoreSee Less

Leaverage.

Late to the wedding. ... See MoreSee Less

Late to the wedding.

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Don't like the timing of that post.... Lol

I think you beat the timing on this one 🙂

Catch of the day. ... See MoreSee Less

Catch of the day.

Let's be frank... or not. ... See MoreSee Less

Lets be frank... or not.

A speck in God's eye. ... See MoreSee Less

A speck in Gods eye.

Hedge fund. ... See MoreSee Less

Hedge fund.

Eddy: "a circular movement of water, counter to a main current, causing a small whirlpool." ... See MoreSee Less

Eddy: a circular movement of water, counter to a main current, causing a small whirlpool.

When "nil" is just not enough. ... See MoreSee Less

When nil is just not enough.