Stones: The Funny Side of Death

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365 is enough 😀

At last. ... See MoreSee Less

At last.

Less is more. ... See MoreSee Less

Less is more.

Killed by Dillinger. ... See MoreSee Less

Killed by Dillinger.

Went under. ... See MoreSee Less

Went under.

Block club. ... See MoreSee Less

Block club.

Undecided. ... See MoreSee Less

Undecided.

Getting it straight. ... See MoreSee Less

Getting it straight.

But no friend of John Wilkes Booth. ... See MoreSee Less

But no friend of John Wilkes Booth.

In the promised land. ... See MoreSee Less

In the promised land.

Not hung, just out. ... See MoreSee Less

Not hung, just out.

And the doves? ... See MoreSee Less

And the doves?

You’ll need more than this. ... See MoreSee Less

You’ll need more than this.

And dry clean, please. ... See MoreSee Less

And dry clean, please.

Now blind. ... See MoreSee Less

Now blind.

So high, you can’t over it; so low, you can’t get under it. ... See MoreSee Less

So high, you can’t over it; so low, you can’t get under it.

Instruction to photographer. ... See MoreSee Less

Instruction to photographer.

Has been. ... See MoreSee Less

Has been.

Rebates, anyone? ... See MoreSee Less

Rebates, anyone?
Lost.

A bit too far. ... See MoreSee Less

A bit too far.

Balancing the books. ... See MoreSee Less

Balancing the books.

Hate to see D2. ... See MoreSee Less

Hate to see D2.

No, let’s not be. ... See MoreSee Less

No, let’s not be.

And a long, long nod. ... See MoreSee Less

And a long, long nod.

Gotts is probably missing that chalk right now. ... See MoreSee Less

Gotts is probably missing that chalk right now.

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Is this the famous composer?

I'm wondering if they're distantly related to GOTTSMILK.

Branding (the hard way). ... See MoreSee Less

Branding (the hard way).
Soma.

Riker's island. ... See MoreSee Less

Rikers island.

The one that got away. ... See MoreSee Less

The one that got away.

Soles a specialty. ... See MoreSee Less

Soles a specialty.

Swimming would have been better. ... See MoreSee Less

Swimming would have been better.

Prolonging the inevitable. ... See MoreSee Less

Prolonging the inevitable.

Found another angle. ... See MoreSee Less

Found another angle.

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Or a misplaced angel.

It doesn't get any better than this. ... See MoreSee Less

It doesnt get any better than this.

Sicker than they thought. ... See MoreSee Less

Sicker than they thought.

And out. ... See MoreSee Less

And out.

Murphy's law. ... See MoreSee Less

Murphys law.

Broken. ... See MoreSee Less

Broken.

We don't always get what we ask for. ... See MoreSee Less

We dont always get what we ask for.

But fell again. ... See MoreSee Less

But fell again.

But no flame. ... See MoreSee Less

But no flame.

Urban chic. ... See MoreSee Less

Urban chic.

They must have plugged that one. ... See MoreSee Less

They must have plugged that one.

End of the growing season. ... See MoreSee Less

End of the growing season.

Not a minor event. ... See MoreSee Less

Not a minor event.

Apparently, was totally crackers when he died. ... See MoreSee Less

Apparently, was totally crackers when he died.

Apparently, was totally crackers when he died. ... See MoreSee Less

Apparently, was totally crackers when he died.

C person run, c person jump, c person fall. ... See MoreSee Less

C person run, c person jump, c person fall.

The long castling chess move. ... See MoreSee Less

The long castling chess move.

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There is a castle on a cloud. I like to go there in my sleep...

(No cheating - name the musical)

Now extinct, the griffin was a legendary creature with the body, tail, and back legs of a lion; the head and wings of an eagle; and an eagle's talons as its front feet. ... See MoreSee Less

Now extinct, the griffin was a legendary creature with the body, tail, and back legs of a lion; the head and wings of an eagle; and an eagles talons as its front feet.

Failed font and first cousin, once removed, of Helvetica Neue. ... See MoreSee Less

Failed font and first cousin, once removed, of Helvetica Neue.

When one is not enough. ... See MoreSee Less

When one is not enough.

My sisters were Lieutenants Junior Grade, my mother a Captain, and my father the Admiral. ... See MoreSee Less

My sisters were Lieutenants Junior Grade, my mother a Captain, and my father the Admiral.

"Omphalius is a genus of sea snails, marine gastropod mollusks in the family Tegulidae." ... See MoreSee Less

Omphalius is a genus of sea snails, marine gastropod mollusks in the family Tegulidae.

Twins. ... See MoreSee Less

Twins.

Almost became a Funkadelic. ... See MoreSee Less

Almost became a Funkadelic.

X marks the spot. ... See MoreSee Less

X marks the spot.

Downsizing. ... See MoreSee Less

Downsizing.

Only gives passing grades. ... See MoreSee Less

Only gives passing grades.

Post time at the races. ... See MoreSee Less

Post time at the races.

The one that got away. ... See MoreSee Less

The one that got away.

"The harder they come, the harder they'll fall." ... See MoreSee Less

The harder they come, the harder theyll fall.

I told her we weren't going to take this lying down. ... See MoreSee Less

I told her we werent going to take this lying down.

As in nothing, blank, goose egg, diddly-squat, hill of beans, nothingness, insignificancy, naught, nada, not anything, void, zip, zippo, zero. ... See MoreSee Less

As in nothing, blank, goose egg, diddly-squat, hill of beans, nothingness, insignificancy, naught, nada, not anything, void, zip, zippo, zero.

"The wall that surrounds a city." ... See MoreSee Less

The wall that surrounds a city.

I was so drunk, if it'd been me, I'd have spelled it backward. ... See MoreSee Less

I was so drunk, if itd been me, Id have spelled it backward.

Too late for that. ... See MoreSee Less

Too late for that.

Page turner. ... See MoreSee Less

Page turner.

Almost, but never went to church. ... See MoreSee Less

Almost, but never went to church.

There were rumors, but his biographer thought they were unmenschionable. ... See MoreSee Less

There were rumors, but his biographer thought they were unmenschionable.

Too heavy--can you deliver? ... See MoreSee Less

Too heavy--can you deliver?

The grassy knoll. ... See MoreSee Less

The grassy knoll.

Jonesing. ... See MoreSee Less

Jonesing.

Manno a mano. ... See MoreSee Less

Manno a mano.

George doing his thyng. ... See MoreSee Less

George doing his thyng.

Totally. ... See MoreSee Less

Totally.

Exceeded his grasp. ... See MoreSee Less

Exceeded his grasp.

For it. ... See MoreSee Less

For it.

Not what she expected. ... See MoreSee Less

Not what she expected.

If you had to have a skill... ... See MoreSee Less

If you had to have a skill...

Skill set. ... See MoreSee Less

Skill set.

Pretty much what I expected... ... See MoreSee Less

Pretty much what I expected...

Fill in the blank... ... See MoreSee Less

Fill in the blank...

When being told to stay out of trouble and "off the streets" takes on an entirely new meaning. ... See MoreSee Less

When being told to stay out of trouble and off the streets takes on an entirely new meaning.

Ok, but aren't there easier ways of improving yourself? ... See MoreSee Less

Ok, but arent there easier ways of improving yourself?

"The race is not to the swift...
but time and chance happen to them all."
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The race is not to the swift...
but time and chance happen to them all.

Bird watching. ... See MoreSee Less

Bird watching.

Miles' stone. ... See MoreSee Less

Miles stone.

His longest one yet. ... See MoreSee Less

His longest one yet.

Now that's dedication. ... See MoreSee Less

Now thats dedication.

Bean there and done that. ... See MoreSee Less

Bean there and done that.

Who's in the lower? ... See MoreSee Less

Whos in the lower?

Freeloader. ... See MoreSee Less

Freeloader.

Close transposition... Is what they said would happen after I died. ... See MoreSee Less

Close transposition... Is what they said would happen after I died.

Has gone west. ... See MoreSee Less

Has gone west.

A little out of my comfort zone, but probably the reason I'm here. ... See MoreSee Less

A little out of my comfort zone, but probably the reason Im here.

No, Daniel, it's bad. ... See MoreSee Less

No, Daniel, its bad.

And now the fire? ... See MoreSee Less

And now the fire?

It's been more than three days and nights... ... See MoreSee Less

Its been more than three days and nights...