Stones: The Funny Side of Death

Smoked it my whole life, until I was ninety-four, when I got killed by a drunk driver. ... See MoreSee Less

Smoked it my whole life, until I was ninety-four, when I got killed by a drunk driver.

A farthing for your thoughts. ... See MoreSee Less

A farthing for your thoughts.

Floated like a feather, sunk like a stone. ... See MoreSee Less

Floated like a feather, sunk like a stone.

"Home is the sailor, home from sea, and the hunter home from the hill." ... See MoreSee Less

Home is the sailor, home from sea, and the hunter home from the hill.

Never could afford it, but driving one in the afterlife. ... See MoreSee Less

Never could afford it, but driving one in the afterlife.

Not just feet, but legs, torso, arms, hands and head. ... See MoreSee Less

Not just feet, but legs, torso, arms, hands and head.

More like forever, but who's counting. ... See MoreSee Less

More like forever, but whos counting.

Not a dead language. ... See MoreSee Less

Not a dead language.

Not much wood now. ... See MoreSee Less

Not much wood now.

Well, I succeeded in something. ... See MoreSee Less

Well, I succeeded in something.

At one point, we were on the trail, and my horse was bit by a rattler, broke free, and that's when my wagon rolled off the cliff with me still riding it down to where the rocks were. ... See MoreSee Less

At one point, we were on the trail, and my horse was bit by a rattler, broke free, and thats when my wagon rolled off the cliff with me still riding it down to where the rocks were.

Life's a gamble--if you don't win, you lose (and in the end, everyone loses). ... See MoreSee Less

Lifes a gamble--if you dont win, you lose (and in the end, everyone loses).

"Q" is for questions. ... See MoreSee Less

Q is for questions.

So this is what it takes? ... See MoreSee Less

So this is what it takes?

If you think it'll help... ... See MoreSee Less

If you think itll help...

No one cheats on their finals. ... See MoreSee Less

No one cheats on their finals.

Don't wait for us--we'll catch up later. ... See MoreSee Less

Dont wait for us--well catch up later.

So where's the rest buried? ... See MoreSee Less

So wheres the rest buried?

I knew we'd lose them eventually. ... See MoreSee Less

I knew wed lose them eventually.

And yet so far. ... See MoreSee Less

And yet so far.

Or, failing that, the Howells next door. ... See MoreSee Less

Or, failing that, the Howells next door.

"I know nothing, nothing!" ... See MoreSee Less

I know nothing, nothing!

I was a knight seeking the Holy Grail, and saw her once in a roadside tavern, but Galahad (always the handsome one) got to her first, and I stayed a virgin the rest of my life. ... See MoreSee Less

I was a knight seeking the Holy Grail, and saw her once in a roadside tavern, but Galahad (always the handsome one) got to her first, and I stayed a virgin the rest of my life.

She was a battleship of a woman. ... See MoreSee Less

She was a battleship of a woman.

Close transposition. ... See MoreSee Less

Close transposition.

I am now, and will always be, a Windows man. ... See MoreSee Less

I am now, and will always be, a Windows man.

I fought my battles, and made my peace, but now the day is over. ... See MoreSee Less

I fought my battles, and made my peace, but now the day is over.

Beyond the law. ... See MoreSee Less

Beyond the law.

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Where anarchy led to...

Still doubting. ... See MoreSee Less

Still doubting.

Ok, I didn't make as big a splash as I wanted to, and I wasn't much to look at--but "person," that's all I get, "person"? ... See MoreSee Less

Ok, I didnt make as big a splash as I wanted to, and I wasnt much to look at--but person, thats all I get, person?

so what if I bashed her around a bit, it was just on Sundays, she deserved it, and anyway she got me good in the end. ... See MoreSee Less

so what if I bashed her around a bit, it was just on Sundays, she deserved it, and anyway she got me good in the end.

Finally at rest after a lifetime of stupid jokes that confused me with a monster. ... See MoreSee Less

Finally at rest after a lifetime of stupid jokes that confused me with a monster.

A proctologist by trade, now condemned to an eternity of asses. ... See MoreSee Less

A proctologist by trade, now condemned to an eternity of asses.

The west is best. ... See MoreSee Less

The west is best.

We picked up Jimmy, and he passed around the gats, and that's when it all went south. ... See MoreSee Less

We picked up Jimmy, and he passed around the gats, and thats when it all went south.

Her word was her Bond. ... See MoreSee Less

Her word was her Bond.
me?

And didn't get up. ... See MoreSee Less

And didnt get up.

Leaverage. ... See MoreSee Less

Leaverage.

Late to the wedding. ... See MoreSee Less

Late to the wedding.

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Don't like the timing of that post.... Lol

I think you beat the timing on this one 🙂

Catch of the day. ... See MoreSee Less

Catch of the day.

Let's be frank... or not. ... See MoreSee Less

Lets be frank... or not.

A speck in God's eye. ... See MoreSee Less

A speck in Gods eye.

Hedge fund. ... See MoreSee Less

Hedge fund.

Eddy: "a circular movement of water, counter to a main current, causing a small whirlpool." ... See MoreSee Less

Eddy: a circular movement of water, counter to a main current, causing a small whirlpool.

When "nil" is just not enough. ... See MoreSee Less

When nil is just not enough.

And Death shall rule them all. ... See MoreSee Less

And Death shall rule them all.

My nickname 'cause all those times I wore a cummerbund, but maybe it was something else? ... See MoreSee Less

My nickname cause all those times I wore a cummerbund, but maybe it was something else?

A late valentine. ... See MoreSee Less

A late valentine.

Not so wyse. ... See MoreSee Less

Not so wyse.

Manna from heaven. ... See MoreSee Less

Manna from heaven.

Instead of springing forward, I fell back. ... See MoreSee Less

Instead of springing forward, I fell back.

Spaeth at the spa. ... See MoreSee Less

Spaeth at the spa.

"When in Rome, do as the Romans do." ... See MoreSee Less

When in Rome, do as the Romans do.

Cross cross at being crossed off and just another crosser at a cross-less crossing. ... See MoreSee Less

Cross cross at being crossed off and just another crosser at a cross-less crossing.

The golden years. ... See MoreSee Less

The golden years.

Exit, stage left. ... See MoreSee Less

Exit, stage left.

Twittered way too much, and now twitty. ... See MoreSee Less

Twittered way too much, and now twitty.

"For he is a friend to none, that is a friend to all." ... See MoreSee Less

For he is a friend to none, that is a friend to all.

Branding the hard way. ... See MoreSee Less

Branding the hard way.

Good penmanship award. ... See MoreSee Less

Good penmanship award.

Treat yourself to something special. ... See MoreSee Less

Treat yourself to something special.

If you're going to fail at something... ... See MoreSee Less

If youre going to fail at something...

Urban Dictionary: A combination of the words quick and fast, meaning to move or achieve quickly: "Woah man, that was quast!" ... See MoreSee Less

Urban Dictionary: A combination of the words quick and fast, meaning to move or achieve quickly: Woah man, that was quast!

Haist makes waste. ... See MoreSee Less

Haist makes waste.

Deer crossing. ... See MoreSee Less

Deer crossing.

Squelched. ... See MoreSee Less

Squelched.

A true professional. ... See MoreSee Less

A true professional.

Tried staying, went--worth it. ... See MoreSee Less

Tried staying, went--worth it.

Going dark. ... See MoreSee Less

Going dark.

Off the green. ... See MoreSee Less

Off the green.

"And miles to go before I sleep." ... See MoreSee Less

And miles to go before I sleep.

Not enough greens. ... See MoreSee Less

Not enough greens.

The chase is over. ... See MoreSee Less

The chase is over.

Confession or accusation? ... See MoreSee Less

Confession or accusation?

They called me "Crackers." ... See MoreSee Less

They called me Crackers.

Plumb: "measure (the depth of a body of water); 2. test (an upright surface) to determine the vertical." ... See MoreSee Less

Plumb: measure (the depth of a body of water); 2. test (an upright surface) to determine the vertical.

Hi-ho, the derry-o, the cheese stands alone. ... See MoreSee Less

Hi-ho, the derry-o, the cheese stands alone.

Ball and chain, or anchor? ... See MoreSee Less

Ball and chain, or anchor?

Young man at an old man's game. ... See MoreSee Less

Young man at an old mans game.

I must have dozed off. ... See MoreSee Less

I must have dozed off.

For what, exactly? ... See MoreSee Less

For what, exactly?

Deceased yes, good no. ... See MoreSee Less

Deceased yes, good no.

Son of a beach. ... See MoreSee Less

Son of a beach.

Caveat emptor. ... See MoreSee Less

Caveat emptor.

The chase is over. ... See MoreSee Less

The chase is over.

Definition, Bible: "To moo (cow noise)" ... See MoreSee Less

Definition, Bible: To moo (cow noise)

Misses his Costello. ... See MoreSee Less

Misses his Costello.

Let's hope not. ... See MoreSee Less

Lets hope not.

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These are clever...I take photos of tomb stones too but not necessarily funny...mostly interesting statuary

Treble in paradise. ... See MoreSee Less

Treble in paradise.

To tame the savage heart. ... See MoreSee Less

To tame the savage heart.

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That's a sick name

When I played golf, they called me "the duffer." ... See MoreSee Less

When I played golf, they called me the duffer.

NotSoFunnySideofDeath: Lives matter. ... See MoreSee Less

NotSoFunnySideofDeath: Lives matter.

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Well, one worth posting. But laugh, I did not. Happy sunny-side of death to all!

This one was not on the happy side. Most are, some not so much.

Noun, informal: a confident, successful man who has many sexual partners. ... See MoreSee Less

Noun, informal: a confident, successful man who has many sexual partners.

Down the hatch. ... See MoreSee Less

Down the hatch.

They let me keep mine. ... See MoreSee Less

They let me keep mine.

Breaker broken. ... See MoreSee Less

Breaker broken.

A little too late. ... See MoreSee Less

A little too late.

Live timid, die bold. ... See MoreSee Less

Live timid, die bold.