Stones: The Funny Side of Death

And didn't get up. ... See MoreSee Less

And didnt get up.

Leaverage. ... See MoreSee Less

Leaverage.

Late to the wedding. ... See MoreSee Less

Late to the wedding.

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Don't like the timing of that post.... Lol

I think you beat the timing on this one 🙂

Catch of the day. ... See MoreSee Less

Catch of the day.

Let's be frank... or not. ... See MoreSee Less

Lets be frank... or not.

A speck in God's eye. ... See MoreSee Less

A speck in Gods eye.

Hedge fund. ... See MoreSee Less

Hedge fund.

Eddy: "a circular movement of water, counter to a main current, causing a small whirlpool." ... See MoreSee Less

Eddy: a circular movement of water, counter to a main current, causing a small whirlpool.

When "nil" is just not enough. ... See MoreSee Less

When nil is just not enough.

And Death shall rule them all. ... See MoreSee Less

And Death shall rule them all.

My nickname 'cause all those times I wore a cummerbund, but maybe it was something else? ... See MoreSee Less

My nickname cause all those times I wore a cummerbund, but maybe it was something else?

A late valentine. ... See MoreSee Less

A late valentine.

Not so wyse. ... See MoreSee Less

Not so wyse.

Manna from heaven. ... See MoreSee Less

Manna from heaven.

More like fall here. ... See MoreSee Less

More like fall here.

Instead of springing forward, I fell back. ... See MoreSee Less

Instead of springing forward, I fell back.

Spaeth at the spa. ... See MoreSee Less

Spaeth at the spa.

"When in Rome, do as the Romans do." ... See MoreSee Less

When in Rome, do as the Romans do.

Cross cross at being crossed off and just another crosser at a cross-less crossing. ... See MoreSee Less

Cross cross at being crossed off and just another crosser at a cross-less crossing.

The golden years. ... See MoreSee Less

The golden years.

Exit, stage left. ... See MoreSee Less

Exit, stage left.

Twittered way too much, and now twitty. ... See MoreSee Less

Twittered way too much, and now twitty.

"For he is a friend to none, that is a friend to all." ... See MoreSee Less

For he is a friend to none, that is a friend to all.

Branding the hard way. ... See MoreSee Less

Branding the hard way.

Good penmanship award. ... See MoreSee Less

Good penmanship award.

Treat yourself to something special. ... See MoreSee Less

Treat yourself to something special.

If you're going to fail at something... ... See MoreSee Less

If youre going to fail at something...

Urban Dictionary: A combination of the words quick and fast, meaning to move or achieve quickly: "Woah man, that was quast!" ... See MoreSee Less

Urban Dictionary: A combination of the words quick and fast, meaning to move or achieve quickly: Woah man, that was quast!

Haist makes waste. ... See MoreSee Less

Haist makes waste.

Deer crossing. ... See MoreSee Less

Deer crossing.

Squelched. ... See MoreSee Less

Squelched.

A true professional. ... See MoreSee Less

A true professional.

Tried staying, went--worth it. ... See MoreSee Less

Tried staying, went--worth it.

Going dark. ... See MoreSee Less

Going dark.

Off the green. ... See MoreSee Less

Off the green.

"And miles to go before I sleep." ... See MoreSee Less

And miles to go before I sleep.

Not enough greens. ... See MoreSee Less

Not enough greens.

The chase is over. ... See MoreSee Less

The chase is over.

Confession or accusation? ... See MoreSee Less

Confession or accusation?

They called me "Crackers." ... See MoreSee Less

They called me Crackers.

Plumb: "measure (the depth of a body of water); 2. test (an upright surface) to determine the vertical." ... See MoreSee Less

Plumb: measure (the depth of a body of water); 2. test (an upright surface) to determine the vertical.

Hi-ho, the derry-o, the cheese stands alone. ... See MoreSee Less

Hi-ho, the derry-o, the cheese stands alone.

Ball and chain, or anchor? ... See MoreSee Less

Ball and chain, or anchor?

Young man at an old man's game. ... See MoreSee Less

Young man at an old mans game.

I must have dozed off. ... See MoreSee Less

I must have dozed off.

For what, exactly? ... See MoreSee Less

For what, exactly?

Deceased yes, good no. ... See MoreSee Less

Deceased yes, good no.

Son of a beach. ... See MoreSee Less

Son of a beach.

Caveat emptor. ... See MoreSee Less

Caveat emptor.

The chase is over. ... See MoreSee Less

The chase is over.

Definition, Bible: "To moo (cow noise)" ... See MoreSee Less

Definition, Bible: To moo (cow noise)

Misses his Costello. ... See MoreSee Less

Misses his Costello.

Let's hope not. ... See MoreSee Less

Lets hope not.

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These are clever...I take photos of tomb stones too but not necessarily funny...mostly interesting statuary

Treble in paradise. ... See MoreSee Less

Treble in paradise.

To tame the savage heart. ... See MoreSee Less

To tame the savage heart.

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That's a sick name

When I played golf, they called me "the duffer." ... See MoreSee Less

When I played golf, they called me the duffer.

NotSoFunnySideofDeath: Lives matter. ... See MoreSee Less

NotSoFunnySideofDeath: Lives matter.

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Well, one worth posting. But laugh, I did not. Happy sunny-side of death to all!

This one was not on the happy side. Most are, some not so much.

Noun, informal: a confident, successful man who has many sexual partners. ... See MoreSee Less

Noun, informal: a confident, successful man who has many sexual partners.

Down the hatch. ... See MoreSee Less

Down the hatch.

They let me keep mine. ... See MoreSee Less

They let me keep mine.

Breaker broken. ... See MoreSee Less

Breaker broken.

A little too late. ... See MoreSee Less

A little too late.

Lost powers. ... See MoreSee Less

Lost powers.

Heard, not seen. ... See MoreSee Less

Heard, not seen.

I broke when I should have bent. ... See MoreSee Less

I broke when I should have bent.

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These are good, Alan! Fun in cemetaries!

Fodder. ... See MoreSee Less

Fodder.

Score! ... See MoreSee Less

Score!

A really long one. ... See MoreSee Less

A really long one.

Life rises and ebbs. ... See MoreSee Less

Life rises and ebbs.

Guess who? ... See MoreSee Less

Guess who?

"hesitate or be unwilling to accept an idea or undertaking." ... See MoreSee Less

hesitate or be unwilling to accept an idea or undertaking.

And a nod. ... See MoreSee Less

And a nod.
S***.

And eggs, over easy. ... See MoreSee Less

And eggs, over easy.

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Bringing home

*the

That bad? ... See MoreSee Less

That bad?

Amos meets soma. ... See MoreSee Less

Amos meets soma.

The bishop is off the board. ... See MoreSee Less

The bishop is off the board.

Serving another master. ... See MoreSee Less

Serving another master.

I am not a coward. ... See MoreSee Less

I am not a coward.

The horror! The horror! ... See MoreSee Less

The horror! The horror!

Day man, night job. ... See MoreSee Less

Day man, night job.

Lost the stapler. ... See MoreSee Less

Lost the stapler.

Referred to another department. ... See MoreSee Less

Referred to another department.

Turn the page. ... See MoreSee Less

Turn the page.

Another level. ... See MoreSee Less

Another level.

They threw it at my wedding. ... See MoreSee Less

They threw it at my wedding.

Hauled. ... See MoreSee Less

Hauled.

Potter's field. ... See MoreSee Less

Potters field.

No prior commitments. ... See MoreSee Less

No prior commitments.

Bingel bells, bingel bells, bingel all the way. ... See MoreSee Less

Bingel bells, bingel bells, bingel all the way.

No ifs, ands, or Butts. ... See MoreSee Less

No ifs, ands, or Butts.

Oh, is that what they are. ... See MoreSee Less

Oh, is that what they are.

Out of bounds. ... See MoreSee Less

Out of bounds.

One too few. ... See MoreSee Less

One too few.

Elementary, my dear Watson. ... See MoreSee Less

Elementary, my dear Watson.

Mesmerized. ... See MoreSee Less

Mesmerized.

Believe it or not. ... See MoreSee Less

Believe it or not.

Thy will be Dunn. ... See MoreSee Less

Thy will be Dunn.

Foot loose. ... See MoreSee Less

Foot loose.